The Daily Me - Cleveland Wheeler-Dealer

"You'd Have Visual Evidence Of That If My Skin Was Capable Of Turning Red..."
Being A Doodyhead Isn't A High Crime, So We're Gonna Go With Misdemeanour
By The Time They Get To Penguin Inhalation, You Have To Wonder How Cruel And Unusual The Legislators Are
Courts Have Ruled That Politicians Cannot Be Held Responsible For What They Say - And Not A Moment Too Soon!
Five Years Ago Was The High Point In Our Diplomacy
Not Just Another Driver Losing His Head
People Die, Then More People Die, Then The Survivors Go Out For Coffee And Donuts
Remember How The Invasion Of The Arctic Stopped The Melting Of The Ice Caps? Neither Do I...
Then, He Wearily Shook His Head And Prepared For A Primary Challenge
Uncle Tim Pulls A Boner - Metaphorically Speaking
What About Grey Money? You Know: The Kind That Works To Destroy Wild Areas To Get To The Oil Underneath Them, But Gives Thousands Of Dollars To Cancer Research?